I love how the other one is like “whoop, heres my ride”
Get in, loser, we’re going mopping
"can i get a demo over here?"
Always happens when you’re at a terrible stopping point.
i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’
If you take a young man and woman and they both tell a stranger that they work in the same restaurant, it’s very likely that they will assume that the woman is the waitress, and the young man a cook.
But I thought a woman’s place was in the kitchen? Not when she’s being paid for it. I can’t believe it took me this long to realize the implication of this. A woman’s place is one of servitude.
this fucking hit me like a fucking train
Am I the only one who would have assumed that both of them were waitstaff? I know that’s not the point, but I feel like this is just another tumblr post with nothing to back it up, simply existing to increase anger.
Sorry not sorry for an extremely long post but it had to be done
Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.
Share this it might save a life
Unless you have a really shitty signal, it will have sent before you have the chance to turn on airplane mode.
i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?
BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM
OHANA MEANS FAMILY
OHANA MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND
“ Periods aren’t an excuse to get out of anything. ”
People who have never experienced blood pouring out of their genitals (via wiifitting)