Creative Deficit

An assortment of randomness? Yep that about sums it up.
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15-year-old me:
MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now:
for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

stalemuffin:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

also see:

maids, waitresses, janitors, garbage collectors, and construction workers.

schreibaby-of-the-skies:

Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.

darkbananas:

darkbananas can verify all these ARE hilarious with addition of banana suit.

(Source: mybonemalone)

ohh-bother:

pixiedust-paycheck:

I can’t

Walk into the club like what up I got a big flock

ohh-bother:

pixiedust-paycheck:

I can’t

Walk into the club like what up I got a big flock

(Source: mainstreetmickey)

jadehariey:

sukoshibot:

jadehariey:

jadehariey:

What’s the tallest buildings in your city?

THE LIBRARY BECAUSE IT HAS THE MOST STORIES 

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I can’t believe I’m being punder arrest.

kitster:

lolzpicx:

If I fits, I sits

HE LOOKS SO FUCKING PLEASED WITH HIMSELF OH MY GOD

(Source: onlylolgifs)

xenlo:

This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

xenlo:

This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

fappuclno:

boutta take the ride of my life

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

methicals:

asmilinggoddess:

the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.

new obsession 

camwyn:

lostinhistory:

prinnyemperor:

gigaguess:

You fucked up you seriously fucked up.

actual photo of maryland

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Rise of the Crustaceans.

Category 0.5 kaiju.

(Source: media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com)

wertheyouth:

VICTORY: the Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals has just struck down Viriginia’s ban on marriage for same-sex couples. The decision marks the second time since SCOTUS struck down the federal Defense of Marriage Act last year that a federal appeals court has declared that state laws denying same-sex couples the freedom to marry or refuse to recognize the out-of-state marriages of same-sex couples are unconstitutional.

juliawiinchester:

juliawiinchester:

And now my dad hides the salt from me…

A few days after the salt line incident, the lights flickered in the kitchen and my dad looked at me and said “don’t you dare. You lost your salt privileges”

(Source: best-of-imgur)

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